Have we all survived the “Holiday Travel Season”? This Month Finger Trama Nun Yo’ Business Greatest Dad ever One fish Red fish two fish Blue Fish. Lil Pump is a Lil Chump Man Suing Airlines After Finger Caught in Armrest – A man who alleges one of his pinky fingers wasRead More →

I landed at MCO around 10:00 PM last night and as I checked in on Swarm  I saw that I had checked in at 661 airports since 2010. It reminded me of this post from December, 11th 2017. *************************************************************************************** I’m in airports several times each month. Since 2010 Swarm has meRead More →

Have we all emerged from our Thanksgiving food coma? This month Stolen airplane PlaneDrankin Therapy gators Hilarious safety briefing NSFW And, thank you Florida Teens Accused of Stealing Single-Engine Cessna on Thanksgiving – Two Utah teenagers are being held in a youth detention center after allegedly stealing a small plane. TheRead More →

It’s rare that I get caught up in the fray. Any fray, political, social or family I make a conscious effort to avoid it all. The main reason is that I might not always be “Politically Correct”. Yet, I am fortunate enough to have a filter so I know when toRead More →

This month it’s PUMPKIN everything! Airplane Exercise Squirrels On A Plane Mile High Club Southern BBQ Beagle Style Thank You Florida You Can’t Drink All Day If You Don’t Start In The Morning Thanks, Mom Don’t Check You Luggage, Again Boston Flight Diverted To Kansas City Due To Unruly PassengerRead More →

In full disclosure, I’m a child of the 80’s. Born in 1964 and then graduating high school, by the sheer grace of a higher power, in 1982 I was the target audience of MTV. My afternoons consisted of videos mixed with half-hearted studies. One of my favorite and heavily rotated videosRead More →

In this day and age, the world runs on connectivity. How often do we open a phone book? Do you still own an encyclopedia? At Chateau’ Relaxo those answers are “never” and “no”. I’m dependent on my smartphone, it’s my concierge, my travel agent, and my entertainment coordinator….aka…. my informationRead More →

This Month Snakes More snakes Spellcheck Booze and head-butts…… Thank you Florida Another reason to not check your luggage FREE PIZZA! 20 snakes found in hand luggage of man flying from Düsseldorf –  A passenger flew from Düsseldorf to Moscow with 20 snakes in his hand luggage, an airport authorityRead More →