It’s no lie that I love Christmas. I love CHRIST-MAS and I cannot lie. Those other brothers can’t deny. It’s also no lie that I have no rhythm. Or that I’m a middle aged shit stick sinking into quicksand obscurity. So, I thought it would behoove everyone to marry those 2 things together, Christmas and no rhythm having, by pulling in something relevant, current and popular. I hereby give you the “Mannequin Dab via Christmas Decorations Whilst Not Having One Iota of Rhythmic Tendencies” movement. This movement goes a little something like this:
Drumroll for the intro.