Oh, hello.  So my FAVORITE time of year is here, the fall/winter tag team combo, including all my favorite holidays and traditions. As my faithful followers are already aware. These traditions that we totally make up, that are inconsistent as all get out, will more than likely have us laughing,Read More →

Sup.  So, my mom used to give me and my brother $150 worth of cold, hard cash to go “back to school clothes shopping” back in the day. That money covered jeans, tops, shoes, (both jelly and high tops) accessories, and a years’ supply of Aqua Net. I remember thinkingRead More →

If there’s one true instance of a cringe worthy and glistening bunghole bludgeon, it is people who refuse to place importance on using CORRECT GRAMMAR!   I do embrace the fact that I can be a little teeny bit semi-quasi snobbish about a couple things in my life. But, damn…asRead More →

So, I love a great one-liner, a fun knee slapper, a great joke. I appreciate this shit. A lot. Buuuuuut – I do unwillingly and begrudgingly admit, though, as much as I am a self-proclaimed and public proclaimed grammar Nazi, I am also sort of a shameful closet comedy Nazi.Read More →

Look here. Ima try to find things funny about my “invisibility complex.”  It’s real. It’s a thang. There have been examples, circumstances and moments that I can share. And I can overshare. So, the good news is that I do not have RBF. Certainly refreshing. However, I do have anRead More →

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.  Bleh, Florida heat! Crappystankassdingus heat.  It’s not for me.  It might be for people who are from another non-toxic, non-acidic state who have visions of relocating because they daydream about the unfounded, unsubstantiated notion where they romanticize, and fantasize and those bulbousRead More →