It’s here again. As much controversy as there is about this holiday, I just can’t help myself. I love it. I spent too many years not loving it and I’m back on Cupid’s love wagon. Not that I don’t have to remind myself a lot that I have so muchRead More →
I am not here to lie. I am here to offer up all of my transgressions. And by that, I mean I thought the new Wonder Woman movie was going to straight up SUCK! Not suck in the way that it wouldn’t make a cashwad of jack, be uber inspirationalRead More →
Oh. Hey. Sad Emoji face. I’m feeling a little down, in the dumps, a little bleh. I was just thinking about how if any of you are ever invited to my house – (don’t worry, you won’t be – along with the rest of the population) which would actually beRead More →
Yo. So, there’s nothing that I hate worse than fending off my dog’s bunghole breath and/or plucking off his dingleberries from his matted fur overhang. Until I think of the serpent reptiles. I’ve always feared and loathed the snakes. I never wanted to befriend one. #onlydefriendtheslitheryones. If you would haveRead More →
So I absolutely LOVE to prank people. There’s nothing funnier to me than jacking up someone’s game plan. And, the effect is always so much better, because I’m such a quiet, unassuming person who nobody would suspect of Handi Wrapping anyone’s toilet seat. It’s always completely unexpected and the wowRead More →
If there’s one true instance of a cringe worthy and glistening bunghole bludgeon, it is people who refuse to place importance on using CORRECT GRAMMAR! I do embrace the fact that I can be a little teeny bit semi-quasi snobbish about a couple things in my life. But, damn…asRead More →
Here’s the deal. I suck at directions. I am not a guru at finding my way around. I am not a guru of even finding my way home. I can’t even find my way back to a spot that I once might’ve accidentally ended up at. My geographical clock neverRead More →
Look here. Ima try to find things funny about my “invisibility complex.” It’s real. It’s a thang. There have been examples, circumstances and moments that I can share. And I can overshare. So, the good news is that I do not have RBF. Certainly refreshing. However, I do have anRead More →
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Bleh, Florida heat! Crappystankassdingus heat. It’s not for me. It might be for people who are from another non-toxic, non-acidic state who have visions of relocating because they daydream about the unfounded, unsubstantiated notion where they romanticize, and fantasize and those bulbousRead More →
Okay. So, listen here. I have a LOT of fears. More than the average wanker. I am afraid of so many, many items of remote interest and/or concern. My own shadow is at the top of the list and I’m mad as hell and not gonna take it anymore! It’llRead More →
This blog, for me, is all about the funny. I use it to illustrate my idiosyncrasies, nuances and total disregard for normalcy. However, I feel compelled to shed some light on how I finally arrived at this happy place after living years with a larger than life inferiority complex.Read More →