Yo. So, there’s nothing that I hate worse than fending off my dog’s bunghole breath and/or plucking off his dingleberries from his matted fur overhang. Until I think of the serpent reptiles. I’ve always feared and loathed the snakes. I never wanted to befriend one. #onlydefriendtheslitheryones. If you would haveRead More →

If there’s one true instance of a cringe worthy and glistening bunghole bludgeon, it is people who refuse to place importance on using CORRECT GRAMMAR!   I do embrace the fact that I can be a little teeny bit semi-quasi snobbish about a couple things in my life. But, damn…asRead More →

Look here. Ima try to find things funny about my “invisibility complex.”  It’s real. It’s a thang. There have been examples, circumstances and moments that I can share. And I can overshare. So, the good news is that I do not have RBF. Certainly refreshing. However, I do have anRead More →

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.  Bleh, Florida heat! Crappystankassdingus heat.  It’s not for me.  It might be for people who are from another non-toxic, non-acidic state who have visions of relocating because they daydream about the unfounded, unsubstantiated notion where they romanticize, and fantasize and those bulbousRead More →