Freaking summer. Gets a lame wad all excited and blind side bitch slaps you in the noggin. And then before you know it, it’s the night before school and nothing matters anymore, not even cheese. So, in light of the fact that I have a humdrum sadness plastered permanently onRead More →

Yo. So, there’s nothing that I hate worse than fending off my dog’s bunghole breath and/or plucking off his dingleberries from his matted fur overhang. Until I think of the serpent reptiles. I’ve always feared and loathed the snakes. I never wanted to befriend one. #onlydefriendtheslitheryones. If you would haveRead More →

Mkay, people of the planet – I am thinking of taking my blogging to another level. I have hopes and dreams, and plans for higher standards, and sometimes I even dream of catching some pixie dust here and there. #lie. So, I have been wanting to be one of thoseRead More →

The holidays can be stressful. The holidays can produce a broke, paranoid, hopeless, frustrated and psychologically bankrupt shell of a dumbass. With that being said, if I didn’t have a severe, troublesome and penetrating case of stage fright, I think my dream job would be a comedian. Not that I’mRead More →