*** SHOW NOTES *** Stayed relatively local last week. Decided to run up to Palatka, which about 90 minutes North of Orlando and is located on the St Johns River. The St. Johns is one of the few rivers that flows north, the reason is that the Georgia BulldogsRead More →

 *** SHOW NOTES *** The last few weeks travel was very mundane, a two day trip to Sarasota, FL and then this past week it was back to New Jersey. And yes my trip from the Newark airport to the hotel took me one again on a different route….Read More →

I landed at MCO around 10:00 PM last night and as I checked in on Swarm  I saw that I had checked in at 661 airports since 2010. It reminded me of this post from December, 11th 2017. *************************************************************************************** I’m in airports several times each month. Since 2010 Swarm has meRead More →

Have we all emerged from our Thanksgiving food coma? This month Stolen airplane PlaneDrankin Therapy gators Hilarious safety briefing NSFW And, thank you Florida Teens Accused of Stealing Single-Engine Cessna on Thanksgiving – Two Utah teenagers are being held in a youth detention center after allegedly stealing a small plane. TheRead More →

In this day and age, the world runs on connectivity. How often do we open a phone book? Do you still own an encyclopedia? At Chateau’ Relaxo those answers are “never” and “no”. I’m dependent on my smartphone, it’s my concierge, my travel agent, and my entertainment coordinator….aka…. my informationRead More →

This Month Snakes More snakes Spellcheck Booze and head-butts…… Thank you Florida Another reason to not check your luggage FREE PIZZA! 20 snakes found in hand luggage of man flying from Düsseldorf –  A passenger flew from Düsseldorf to Moscow with 20 snakes in his hand luggage, an airport authorityRead More →

Closing this month a bit early since August offered content overload. This Month Plane vs. Pole, Guess Who Wins? Catfished into being a “Coke Mule” heading to Sydney. Sex Toy Airport Shutdown. Ha….. Kids Stuck In A Hotel With Strangers. Not OK. Don’t Take The Beer Without Permission. A completeRead More →

We’re in the homestretch of summer, but nowhere near the homestretch of craziness. This month Cats Birds Dogs Lavatory Issues Luggage A bomb threat And of course…… Florida MAS ground crew lose cat: Owners watch on in horror as it runs off tarmac – While MAS alleges that the crate was improperlyRead More →