So, nobody has ever accused me of having a “poker face.”  My emotions are always plastered directly on my face, where a person could read my mind sitting clear across the arena. But, they can’t read  my lips. #cameltoe. This is something that I am trying to work on. AsRead More →

If there’s one true instance of a cringe worthy and glistening bunghole bludgeon, it is people who refuse to place importance on using CORRECT GRAMMAR!   I do embrace the fact that I can be a little teeny bit semi-quasi snobbish about a couple things in my life. But, damn…asRead More →

So, I love a great one-liner, a fun knee slapper, a great joke. I appreciate this shit. A lot. Buuuuuut – I do unwillingly and begrudgingly admit, though, as much as I am a self-proclaimed and public proclaimed grammar Nazi, I am also sort of a shameful closet comedy Nazi.Read More →