Oh, he-ey.  I’m feeling a little hum-drum; kind of apathetic, a little anti-spicy. In this next chapter of “Aren’t you jealous that you can’t be me?” I will compare and contrast even more of my #FAILS involved with my infinitely annoying cerebral setback. Sigh…. Having a Short Term Memory shortRead More →

I’m not going to lie. When I first heard about the catastrophically hilarious phrase, “conscious uncoupling,” decided on by Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin, I shrieked with uncontrollable delight.  This story was just beckoning to me to rip into and wreak havoc on all involved. Conscious uncoupling? What the….? Then,Read More →