Freaking summer. Gets a lame wad all excited and blind side bitch slaps you in the noggin. And then before you know it, it’s the night before school and nothing matters anymore, not even cheese. So, in light of the fact that I have a humdrum sadness plastered permanently onRead More →

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.  Bleh, Florida heat! Crappystankassdingus heat.  It’s not for me.  It might be for people who are from another non-toxic, non-acidic state who have visions of relocating because they daydream about the unfounded, unsubstantiated notion where they romanticize, and fantasize and those bulbousRead More →