In this day and age, the world runs on connectivity. How often do we open a phone book? Do you still own an encyclopedia? At Chateau’ Relaxo those answers are “never” and “no”. I’m dependent on my smartphone, it’s my concierge, my travel agent, and my entertainment coordinator….aka…. my informationRead More →

Chateau’ Relaxo has had two vacations this summer. Chicago, which didn’t include me, and Virginia which didn’t include the kids…. notice a pattern? This summer vacation had a classic road trip written all over it.  A flight to Richmond, VA on Saturday and a flight back out on Thursday, that was theRead More →

Yep, there’s still time, so get with it! First, let’s strike through the standard Fathers gifts… Wallets, Belts, Sunglasses, Ties and Car Wash Supplies. Look, we appreciate the thought but most of those items we won’t use, insert cheesy picture of my nightstand drawer. There’s plenty of DDG’s (Dad Day Gifts), even for Dad’s that don’tRead More →

A few reposts to reintroduce you to Back And Gone Again, thank you for reading. Hotel Toiletries, I clean them out, all of them. Guilty as charged, call the hotel police and tell my Mom, I don’t care. My intentions are completely altruistic, I really have no use for shampoo, seeRead More →

6 weeks into the year, and I’ve been on 11 flights and spent 19 nights in hotel rooms. With this being a long weekend we had planned to head towards Georgia to enjoy an extra 24-hours free of obligations. A few weeks ago half the residents at Chateau’ Relaxo began coming downRead More →

While burritos are an acceptable support vehicle, Delta dropped some major news last Thursday; Delta Air Lines is taking steps to further protect its customers, employees and service and support animals by implementing advance documentation requirements for those animals. This comes as a result of a lack of regulation that has ledRead More →

October, the smell of fall, as well as the smell of craziness, is in the air. This time of year the road warrior looks forward to the holidays and a less hectic travel schedule. Yet the nutjobs trudge forward full-force. Right out the gate, we’re hitting you where it hurts.Read More →

The view from my backyard approximately 24 hours before Hurricane Irma arrives, I plan to update in the coming days provided the internet Gods cooperate. The occupants of Chateau Relaxo have done all that they can do in order to prepare for this storm. Here’s what our hurricane preparedness has accomplished. We’ve already eaten allRead More →