**** SHOW NOTES **** Being recorded in the beautiful home office Orlando, FL. Last week I was in Atlanta, I decided to drive and not fly for a few reasons. To start it’s Super Bowl week and I have no desire to interact with that many people at any airport. Next,Read More →

I landed at MCO around 10:00 PM last night and as I checked in on Swarm  I saw that I had checked in at 661 airports since 2010. It reminded me of this post from December, 11th 2017. *************************************************************************************** I’m in airports several times each month. Since 2010 Swarm has meRead More →

Have we all emerged from our Thanksgiving food coma? This month Stolen airplane PlaneDrankin Therapy gators Hilarious safety briefing NSFW And, thank you Florida Teens Accused of Stealing Single-Engine Cessna on Thanksgiving – Two Utah teenagers are being held in a youth detention center after allegedly stealing a small plane. TheRead More →

This month it’s PUMPKIN everything! Airplane Exercise Squirrels On A Plane Mile High Club Southern BBQ Beagle Style Thank You Florida You Can’t Drink All Day If You Don’t Start In The Morning Thanks, Mom Don’t Check You Luggage, Again Boston Flight Diverted To Kansas City Due To Unruly PassengerRead More →

In full disclosure, I’m a child of the 80’s. Born in 1964 and then graduating high school, by the sheer grace of a higher power, in 1982 I was the target audience of MTV. My afternoons consisted of videos mixed with half-hearted studies. One of my favorite and heavily rotated videosRead More →

In this day and age, the world runs on connectivity. How often do we open a phone book? Do you still own an encyclopedia? At Chateau’ Relaxo those answers are “never” and “no”. I’m dependent on my smartphone, it’s my concierge, my travel agent, and my entertainment coordinator….aka…. my informationRead More →

This Month Snakes More snakes Spellcheck Booze and head-butts…… Thank you Florida Another reason to not check your luggage FREE PIZZA! 20 snakes found in hand luggage of man flying from Düsseldorf –  A passenger flew from Düsseldorf to Moscow with 20 snakes in his hand luggage, an airport authorityRead More →

Chateau’ Relaxo has had two vacations this summer. Chicago, which didn’t include me, and Virginia which didn’t include the kids…. notice a pattern? This summer vacation had a classic road trip written all over it.  A flight to Richmond, VA on Saturday and a flight back out on Thursday, that was theRead More →

We’re in the homestretch of summer, but nowhere near the homestretch of craziness. This month Cats Birds Dogs Lavatory Issues Luggage A bomb threat And of course…… Florida MAS ground crew lose cat: Owners watch on in horror as it runs off tarmac – While MAS alleges that the crate was improperlyRead More →