Chateau’ Relaxo has had two vacations this summer. Chicago, which didn’t include me, and Virginia which didn’t include the kids…. notice a pattern? This summer vacation had a classic road trip written all over it.  A flight to Richmond, VA on Saturday and a flight back out on Thursday, that was theRead More →

We’re in the homestretch of summer, but nowhere near the homestretch of craziness. This month Cats Birds Dogs Lavatory Issues Luggage A bomb threat And of course…… Florida MAS ground crew lose cat: Owners watch on in horror as it runs off tarmac – While MAS alleges that the crate was improperlyRead More →

Show Notes New topic coming on the podcast, which I’ll call Off The Eaten Path. I’m a foodie, my Yelp profile is as follows – Road-warrior, eating between 7-10 meals a week on the road. I enjoy a dive as well as a high-end steak place. Serve me food inRead More →

Kids are out of school and families are traveling, bring on the craziness! There are a few new topics this month – Weddings Alligator Half Nudity Fence Jumping A quick picture for those taking video with a cellphone. You’re on your own to figure it out.     This coupleRead More →

  I’m all for keeping things “local”. I prefer local restaurants to franchises, farmers markets over the regional chains and typically I’ll grab a local cold one before some mass-produced brew. The advantage of traveling is you get plenty of chances to #DrinkLocal. Here’s a tip, if you let your friends know that you’ll have noRead More →

March brought spring, more snow and March Crazy Travel! Here’s what’s in store Fights, no surprise there. Drunkenness with a bit of nudity, no surprise there. Emotional support animal, no surprise there. Plane engine explosion, something new. Zombies, something new. Gold loss, something new. A woman claiming to be God, something new.Read More →

February hasn’t been the happiest of months. However, the “Crazy Travel” bin is stocked full. Passenger restrained with duct tape and zip ties after storming cockpit, FBI says – My family coined the phrase “Crazy Eyes”…. note the picture above. It seems Charlene Sarieann Harriott, attacked three crew members aboard anRead More →

The Post I Probably Shouldn’t Write….. how’s that for clickbait? Over the last few days, many businesses are cutting ties with the NRA. In case you’ve been living in a vacuum, here’s the reason why. So why would a “travel-themed” blogger even care? Traditionally, I’m a fisherman (in addition toRead More →