This month it’s PUMPKIN everything! Airplane Exercise Squirrels On A Plane Mile High Club Southern BBQ Beagle Style Thank You Florida You Can’t Drink All Day If You Don’t Start In The Morning Thanks, Mom Don’t Check You Luggage, Again Boston Flight Diverted To Kansas City Due To Unruly PassengerRead More →

Chateau’ Relaxo has had two vacations this summer. Chicago, which didn’t include me, and Virginia which didn’t include the kids…. notice a pattern? This summer vacation had a classic road trip written all over it.  A flight to Richmond, VA on Saturday and a flight back out on Thursday, that was theRead More →

I like BIG BOOKS and I cannot lie.  OH MY GOD. I am developing an obsession. This summer I thought a sister was going to be blogging like crazy since I do not have to work until August. Unfortunately, I got hit bad. I can’t stop myself. It’s a quasi-stalkerishRead More →

Kids are out of school and families are traveling, bring on the craziness! There are a few new topics this month – Weddings Alligator Half Nudity Fence Jumping A quick picture for those taking video with a cellphone. You’re on your own to figure it out.     This coupleRead More →

Yep, there’s still time, so get with it! First, let’s strike through the standard Fathers gifts… Wallets, Belts, Sunglasses, Ties and Car Wash Supplies. Look, we appreciate the thought but most of those items we won’t use, insert cheesy picture of my nightstand drawer. There’s plenty of DDG’s (Dad Day Gifts), even for Dad’s that don’tRead More →

Summer is fast approaching, so look for an uptick in the craziness, which means we get 7 new topics, and yes some of them include Florida. Here’s what’s in store for May: Fights, no surprise there. Drunkenness, no surprise there. Plane window issues, something new. Wing clipping, something new. Fake bombRead More →

Oh, hey. So, sometimes I feel a little blah, a little bland, kind of soccer-momish, a little stifled, and maybe, every now and then – just maybe, kinda sorta, a teensy tiny bit uncool. I KNOW, RIGHT? I always have to convince people of this. Anyhoo-I’ve been wanting to sowRead More →

It is with an extremely heavy heart that I announce the impending passing of my beloved blog platform: hypeorlando. Serious sad sniff. I’ll never forget the day that I saw this new company advertised, asking for potential bloggers to pitch their material. Never, ever, in a pigs fly across the moonRead More →