So, I love a great one-liner, a fun knee slapper, a great joke. I appreciate this shit. A lot. Buuuuuut – I do unwillingly and begrudgingly admit, though, as much as I am a self-proclaimed and public proclaimed grammar Nazi, I am also sort of a shameful closet comedy Nazi.Read More →

Look here. Ima try to find things funny about my “invisibility complex.”  It’s real. It’s a thang. There have been examples, circumstances and moments that I can share. And I can overshare. So, the good news is that I do not have RBF. Certainly refreshing. However, I do have anRead More →

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.  Bleh, Florida heat! Crappystankassdingus heat.  It’s not for me.  It might be for people who are from another non-toxic, non-acidic state who have visions of relocating because they daydream about the unfounded, unsubstantiated notion where they romanticize, and fantasize and those bulbousRead More →

It’s that time again. I’m so nervous that the inside of my sphincter has sprouted wart shingles. Its time for spring Cleaning. Say what you will.  It’s a timeless cliche, nobody actually does it; Keep up with your chores and you won’t have to spring clean..blah blah.  But, my HUSBAND WILLRead More →

Look.  I’m NOT a tweeter.  Depending on what you call your private regions, I might have a tweeter, but I definitely am not one.  I Facebook, I iphone, I iPad, I scroll, scour, and peruse my Apple products.  I Facebook and I-everything. But, I’m not the best tweeter. I amRead More →