Oh-Em-Gee! I am giddy with electric tremors! I am encapsulated with delirium! Now hear this, Joe Public! My husband is applying for a new position. We are over the moon excited! This will make such a huge difference in our family dynamic. Life-changing! I’m having a hard time settling myself
So, here’s another quality to pile onto my tall list of ‘awesome.’ I know I have briefly touched on having social anxiety, and how excruciatingly vile interviews or any social situation that I am intimidated by are for me. But, please allow me to illustrate the extreme-ness of my affliction.
I’m not going to lie. When I first heard about the catastrophically hilarious phrase, “conscious uncoupling,” decided on by Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin, I shrieked with uncontrollable delight. This story was just beckoning to me to rip into and wreak havoc on all involved. Conscious uncoupling? What the….? Then,