Free WiFi is everywhere, from doctor offices to airports; it’s not that hard to stay connected. It wasn’t always that way, not long after surviving Y2K and going over our minutes on AOL (nothing like watching a picture of Gwen Stefani being loaded pixel by pixel), we used a technique knownRead More →

Summer is fast approaching, so look for an uptick in the craziness, which means we get 7 new topics, and yes some of them include Florida. Here’s what’s in store for May: Fights, no surprise there. Drunkenness, no surprise there. Plane window issues, something new. Wing clipping, something new. Fake bombRead More →

February hasn’t been the happiest of months. However, the “Crazy Travel” bin is stocked full. Passenger restrained with duct tape and zip ties after storming cockpit, FBI says – My family coined the phrase “Crazy Eyes”…. note the picture above. It seems Charlene Sarieann Harriott, attacked three crew members aboard anRead More →

First, there was uberPOOL. When a company begins combining independent words to form a new word and then randomly interjects upper and lower case letters I immediately start shaking my head, WTH. uberPOOL, WTH is that? Strangers riding together, what could possibly go wrong? This…. Man unexpectedly shares carpool ride with ex-GF aheadRead More →

Welcome to September travel. I was born on September 30th, nine months after New Year’s Eve, do the math, more than likely alcohol was involved in my conception. Three-quarters of the year has passed, and there’s no shortage of craziness. Club vixens rob old man after romping in hotel room –Read More →

The view from my backyard approximately 24 hours before Hurricane Irma arrives, I plan to update in the coming days provided the internet Gods cooperate. The occupants of Chateau Relaxo have done all that they can do in order to prepare for this storm. Here’s what our hurricane preparedness has accomplished. We’ve already eaten allRead More →

In the last few weeks, we’ve had #DragGate, #StrollerGate, #BathroomGate, #SlapGate and this past Tuesday, we had #RageGate. A scuffle or argument on an airplane has become a common occurrence. It will be captured on cell phone video and captured from more than one angle, so no need to worryRead More →

Do You Lock Your Luggage? Most luggage comes with locks, and if they don’t you can always buy TSA approved luggage locks. Luggage locks provide a false sense of security and can be thwarted with something as simple as a ballpoint pen. This has been around for a while, butRead More →