We’re in the homestretch of summer, but nowhere near the homestretch of craziness. This month Cats Birds Dogs Lavatory Issues Luggage A bomb threat And of course…… Florida MAS ground crew lose cat: Owners watch on in horror as it runs off tarmac – While MAS alleges that the crate was improperlyRead More →

I like BIG BOOKS and I cannot lie.  OH MY GOD. I am developing an obsession. This summer I thought a sister was going to be blogging like crazy since I do not have to work until August. Unfortunately, I got hit bad. I can’t stop myself. It’s a quasi-stalkerishRead More →

Oh, hey. So, sometimes I feel a little blah, a little bland, kind of soccer-momish, a little stifled, and maybe, every now and then – just maybe, kinda sorta, a teensy tiny bit uncool. I KNOW, RIGHT? I always have to convince people of this. Anyhoo-I’ve been wanting to sowRead More →

It is with an extremely heavy heart that I announce the impending passing of my beloved blog platform: hypeorlando. Serious sad sniff. I’ll never forget the day that I saw this new company advertised, asking for potential bloggers to pitch their material. Never, ever, in a pigs fly across the moonRead More →

Look. Some people have really cool hobbies. Some people have REALLY cool ass fly hobbies. Not every hobby is my thing, but that’s totally respectable. I’m cool with that. I have a hobby that will blow your mind. It consumes my days and then when those days are over, myRead More →

Yo. So, there’s nothing that I hate worse than fending off my dog’s bunghole breath and/or plucking off his dingleberries from his matted fur overhang. Until I think of the serpent reptiles. I’ve always feared and loathed the snakes. I never wanted to befriend one. #onlydefriendtheslitheryones. If you would haveRead More →