First, I am not one of you, I’m not part of your “Airline Nerd” group. I don’t speak airport or airplane lingo, I’m not one of you! There are two airplanes that I can identify by sight. They are a 747 and the Concorde, both of which no longer flyRead More →
Sometimes I just need to stare at the wall. Sometimes, I want to sleep until 9:45 and only wake up because my bladder is close to levee collapse-ation. Sometimes a sister just needs a “break,” but really, what this particular adventure is about is education, the educational value, and meRead More →
Oh my Elf Dook! It’s been a crazy ass helluva couple of months. The holidays are nestled way in the back of my mind’s soul and I’m completely encompassed in other…things. As much as I love this little effer, it’s been a conscious choice to keep making it happen, butRead More →
Look. Some people have really cool hobbies. Some people have REALLY cool ass fly hobbies. Not every hobby is my thing, but that’s totally respectable. I’m cool with that. I have a hobby that will blow your mind. It consumes my days and then when those days are over, myRead More →
Freaking summer. Gets a lame wad all excited and blind side bitch slaps you in the noggin. And then before you know it, it’s the night before school and nothing matters anymore, not even cheese. So, in light of the fact that I have a humdrum sadness plastered permanently onRead More →
It’s that time again! It’s that uber exciting time of year where I get to watch a televised football game for 4 hours straight! And it’s the time of year where Tara is Bored. Straight up like a no joke, I don’t do football, why can’t I bring a book,Read More →
So, it’s that time of year again. The time of year where #elfhaters everywhere are coming out of the wood works elf shaming this poor, harmless, unsuspecting friendly Christmas apprentice. “I don’t have time!” or “What kind of person can think of all of these things?” are just some ofRead More →
So. I’m not a sappy SOB. I’m not. But, there are those times in my life where I do like to be a little reflective. Like when I’m trying to cross the street in the dark, or dodging a bullet meant for a deer. And every now and again, perhapsRead More →
Yo. So my daughter is getting to the age. 12 years old, allegedly, is when it begins. Allegedly. I NEVER said that I’m not a bumbling, loud laughing, doofus dancing, stank singing, twerking, idiotic court jester fool. I’m not going to deny. But, what I will say is that nowRead More →
So. I’m just like any of you jackwads out there. I’m just an ordinary Jane St. Doe from Normalville, Blandaho living the typical dream, relaxing here on my customary couch watching the Real, Ordinary Housewives of Standard Vanilla Suburbia. But, there’s something (a shit load of things, if we’re beingRead More →
So, people. It appears that I, too, have a dream. A dream that one day people will stop blowing smoke up my arse. You see, I hates me some embellishers. I loathe when people tell me a story, and suddenly greasy green goblins and sparkly winged John Cenas are flutteringRead More →
I never realized until I got older how little tolerance I have for the nonsense. I don’t just have intolerant tendencies to things that most people deem a tad bit irritating or slightly butt scathing. For me, it’s the opposite. My brain cells’ (both) radar will focus in on theRead More →
As much as I hate this wretched Florida fire of Hades flame wave that is 8 months long, I still have some reasons why I look forward to SUMMER TIME, BABY! I do have some blistering hot summer time goals, and I will stop at nothing to complete them. Well,Read More →
So I’ve always HATED the act, idea and anticipation of small talk. It super gives me the skeeves. I can talk to someone for 5 seconds, then the conversation well will run insanely dry. Then, before either of us actually realize it, I’m done. Why is that person still standingRead More →