I landed at MCO around 10:00 PM last night and as I checked in on Swarm  I saw that I had checked in at 661 airports since 2010. It reminded me of this post from December, 11th 2017. *************************************************************************************** I’m in airports several times each month. Since 2010 Swarm has meRead More →

Have we all emerged from our Thanksgiving food coma? This month Stolen airplane PlaneDrankin Therapy gators Hilarious safety briefing NSFW And, thank you Florida Teens Accused of Stealing Single-Engine Cessna on Thanksgiving – Two Utah teenagers are being held in a youth detention center after allegedly stealing a small plane. TheRead More →

In this day and age, the world runs on connectivity. How often do we open a phone book? Do you still own an encyclopedia? At Chateau’ Relaxo those answers are “never” and “no”. I’m dependent on my smartphone, it’s my concierge, my travel agent, and my entertainment coordinator….aka…. my informationRead More →

Our last Virginia update left us here…. three days and a few hundred miles into a freestyle road trip. At that time we had stopped at Luray Caverns… $28.00 per person, please exit through the gift shop. The true definition of a tourist trap. The tour was both entertaining and informative.Read More →

Yep, there’s still time, so get with it! First, let’s strike through the standard Fathers gifts… Wallets, Belts, Sunglasses, Ties and Car Wash Supplies. Look, we appreciate the thought but most of those items we won’t use, insert cheesy picture of my nightstand drawer. There’s plenty of DDG’s (Dad Day Gifts), even for Dad’s that don’tRead More →

March brought spring, more snow and March Crazy Travel! Here’s what’s in store Fights, no surprise there. Drunkenness with a bit of nudity, no surprise there. Emotional support animal, no surprise there. Plane engine explosion, something new. Zombies, something new. Gold loss, something new. A woman claiming to be God, something new.Read More →

First, there was uberPOOL. When a company begins combining independent words to form a new word and then randomly interjects upper and lower case letters I immediately start shaking my head, WTH. uberPOOL, WTH is that? Strangers riding together, what could possibly go wrong? This…. Man unexpectedly shares carpool ride with ex-GF aheadRead More →

 Holiday gift time already? Of course, so why not combine gift ideas with a podcast. Gifts don’t have to be expensive, just thoughtful. Listen for a few “thoughtful” gifts, some of which just might complete your holiday shopping.   Amazon Fire Stick USB Power Bank Cable Organizer Texture PackingRead More →