I landed at MCO around 10:00 PM last night and as I checked in on Swarm  I saw that I had checked in at 661 airports since 2010. It reminded me of this post from December, 11th 2017. *************************************************************************************** I’m in airports several times each month. Since 2010 Swarm has meRead More →

Have we all emerged from our Thanksgiving food coma? This month Stolen airplane PlaneDrankin Therapy gators Hilarious safety briefing NSFW And, thank you Florida Teens Accused of Stealing Single-Engine Cessna on Thanksgiving – Two Utah teenagers are being held in a youth detention center after allegedly stealing a small plane. TheRead More →

It’s rare that I get caught up in the fray. Any fray, political, social or family I make a conscious effort to avoid it all. The main reason is that I might not always be “Politically Correct”. Yet, I am fortunate enough to have a filter so I know when toRead More →

In this day and age, the world runs on connectivity. How often do we open a phone book? Do you still own an encyclopedia? At Chateau’ Relaxo those answers are “never” and “no”. I’m dependent on my smartphone, it’s my concierge, my travel agent, and my entertainment coordinator….aka…. my informationRead More →

This Month Snakes More snakes Spellcheck Booze and head-butts…… Thank you Florida Another reason to not check your luggage FREE PIZZA! 20 snakes found in hand luggage of man flying from Düsseldorf –  A passenger flew from Düsseldorf to Moscow with 20 snakes in his hand luggage, an airport authorityRead More →

For almost two decades I was a dedicated Delta customer, and why not I lived in Atlanta, GA, their home base. In 2016 I switched my airline choice from Delta to Southwest, I talked about it here. In the past 18 months, I may have flown a dozen flights onRead More →

When you spend a sizeable amount of time traveling there’s a tendency to clutter your brain with useless information. You know which credit cards offer the best return for travelers, where to find chargrilled oysters and a seven-hour road trip doesn’t phase you in the least. People talk about seasonRead More →

Closing this month a bit early since August offered content overload. This Month Plane vs. Pole, Guess Who Wins? Catfished into being a “Coke Mule” heading to Sydney. Sex Toy Airport Shutdown. Ha….. Kids Stuck In A Hotel With Strangers. Not OK. Don’t Take The Beer Without Permission. A completeRead More →

Our last Virginia update left us here…. three days and a few hundred miles into a freestyle road trip. At that time we had stopped at Luray Caverns… $28.00 per person, please exit through the gift shop. The true definition of a tourist trap. The tour was both entertaining and informative.Read More →

We’re in the homestretch of summer, but nowhere near the homestretch of craziness. This month Cats Birds Dogs Lavatory Issues Luggage A bomb threat And of course…… Florida MAS ground crew lose cat: Owners watch on in horror as it runs off tarmac – While MAS alleges that the crate was improperlyRead More →

Show Notes New topic coming on the podcast, which I’ll call Off The Eaten Path. I’m a foodie, my Yelp profile is as follows – Road-warrior, eating between 7-10 meals a week on the road. I enjoy a dive as well as a high-end steak place. Serve me food inRead More →

From the Points Guy At last! You’ve finally earned that coveted elite status, and now you get free drinks on all your complimentary upgraded flights. Or maybe it’s been one grueling business travel week, and you just can’t wait to plop down in your seat and order that gin andRead More →