This month it’s PUMPKIN everything!
- Airplane Exercise
- Squirrels On A Plane
- Mile High Club
- Southern BBQ Beagle Style
- Thank You Florida
- You Can’t Drink All Day If You Don’t Start In The Morning
- Thanks, Mom
- Don’t Check You Luggage, Again
Boston Flight Diverted To Kansas City Due To Unruly Passenger
BOSTON (CBS) – A flight from Phoenix to Boston was diverted to Kansas City overnight because of an unruly passenger.
American Airlines Flight 2763 left Phoenix around 6:30 p.m. Eastern time Monday. Passengers say a man who boarded the plane with a woman and two dogs was stumbling and appeared to be intoxicated.
“He was leaning up against where you put the bags overhead and a passenger came by and said ‘What are you going to do, some pull ups?’ and the guy actually grabbed on to it and started doing some pull ups on the plane in front of everybody,” passenger David Markoski told reporters. LINK
I’m all for “keeping it tight” but pull-ups on a plane is a bit much, and before you ask, alcohol was involved.
Woman kicked off plane for bringing her emotional support squirrel
Frontier Airlines thought the idea of an emotional support squirrel was nutty, so they asked the woman who’d brought a bright eyed and bushy tailed companion on board a flight bound for Cleveland to vacate.
She refused, so Frontier made all the other passengers deplane so police could escort human and rodent off the plane. The crowd of deplaned passengers jeered and clapped as she was escorted out of the boarding area. LINK
Just when you think it’s safe someone shows up at the airport with yet another whack-a-doodle emotional support animal. I get it, I’m an emotional support human for my dog, but a squirrel….damn. Besides a squirrel is nothing more than a rat in a cute uniform.
Delta Flight Attendant Suspended for In-Flight Bathroom Sex w/ Porn Star While in Uniform
While it might have been a fun in-flight experience for one Delta flight attendant, he’s now facing possible termination for his uniformed romp with a male porn star inside the aircraft’s bathroom.
Delta executives launched an investigation into the incident earlier this week after video emerged on Twitter and Tumblr of the encounter. According to DailyMail.com, the flight attendant was in his new passport plum uniform with his Delta employee badge fully visible during the 8+ minute videoed encounter.
While the recently hired 20-something attendant was off duty while promoting the airline’s “Keep Climbing” slogan, he faces termination for his behavior according to Delta: LINK
Twitter, the new career killer, just ask Roseanne Barr. It’s rare that I frequent an aircraft bathroom but I have no idea how two people can fit and then manage to pull off an “encounter”.
Beagle Finds Roasted Pig in Luggage at ATL Airport
A US Customs and Border Protection K9 agent sniffed out something suspicious at Atlanta’s Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport (ATL) on Monday.
Hardy the beagle, a CPB Agriculture Detector on the agency’s “Beagle Brigade,” found a whole roasted pig in an Ecuadoran passenger’s checked luggage at ATL. When authorities opened up the bag, they found the head of the roasted pig inside, wrapped up in tin foil, CBP said in a statement. LINK
Take it from someone that’s had their share of airport meals, I know they can be expensive but PYOP (Packing Your Own Pig) is taking cost-cutting to the next level. I hope they gave Hardy a jowl to gnaw on as a reward.
Man Pepper-Sprayed After Causing Scene at Orlando Airport
ORLANDO, Florida — An intoxicated man was pepper-sprayed at Orlando International Airport Sunday after fighting with a JetBlue employee, according to police.
- Drunk passenger pepper-sprayed at Orlando airport
- Officials said he fought with a JetBlue employee
- Orlando police took the man into custody
Brandon Strong, 45, was waiting near Gate 3 for his 6:45 p.m flight to Salt Lake City, which had been delayed until 8:51 p.m. LINK
Thank You Florida, we made the cut. Some dark twisted part of me really enjoys Taser and Paper-Spray videos, sadly there isn’t one to accompany the story.
Napping American Airlines baggage handler trapped in cargo hold on flight to Chicago
The employee, who works for American subsidiary Piedmont Airlines at Kansas City International Airport, was working on the ramp for American Flight 363 on Saturday Oct. 27, when he apparently took a nap inside the cargo hold before the flight.
No one noticed him missing, and the plane took off at 5:52 a.m. local time with the worker in the forward cargo hold, airline and law enforcement officials confirmed.
The baggage handler, who has not been identified, wasn’t discovered until the plane landed at O’Hare International Airport and parked at the gate just before 7:30 a.m. local time. LINK
Intoxicated at 5:52 a.m.? Well, you can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning. The sad thing is that no one noticed he was missing.
Man blames his mom after being stopped by TSA in Baltimore with collapsible rifle in his bag
BALTIMORE, Md. — A man who was caught carrying a collapsible rifle in his carry-on bag at BWI airport blamed his mother, after stating that she had packed his bag.
TSA stopped a man from Hagerstown, Md. on Friday after he was found with a .40 caliber rifle in his bag. The rifle was not loaded and was found while the bag was going through the x-ray machine.
He told TSA officers that he did not know the rifle was in his bag because his mother and pack his bag for him. LINK
Did you hear that? That was Mom getting thrown under the bus.
Yet Another Baggage Handler Caught Carelessly Tossing Luggage (Video)
Just in case you need another reason to not check your luggage.
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