I like BIG BOOKS and I cannot lie. OH MY GOD. I am developing an obsession. This summer I thought a sister was going to be blogging like crazy since I do not have to work until August. Unfortunately, I got hit bad. I can’t stop myself. It’s a quasi-stalkerishRead More →
It is with an extremely heavy heart that I announce the impending passing of my beloved blog platform: hypeorlando. Serious sad sniff. I’ll never forget the day that I saw this new company advertised, asking for potential bloggers to pitch their material. Never, ever, in a pigs fly across the moonRead More →
Sometimes I just need to stare at the wall. Sometimes, I want to sleep until 9:45 and only wake up because my bladder is close to levee collapse-ation. Sometimes a sister just needs a “break,” but really, what this particular adventure is about is education, the educational value, and meRead More →
Look – I know I’ve penned a blog before with my feathered scribe on my Victorian nightstand under my Aladdin style oil lamp. But, this is different. This is me wanting to scream from the rooftop of my quaint, roach-free, NYC walk up loft apartment to the world: “I wantRead More →
It’s here again. As much controversy as there is about this holiday, I just can’t help myself. I love it. I spent too many years not loving it and I’m back on Cupid’s love wagon. Not that I don’t have to remind myself a lot that I have so muchRead More →
Ahem! So I did some pretty cool shit over winter break. We didn’t go on any extravagant vacations or get to see snow (well, most of us didn’t) but we did some cool stuff nonetheless. I’m still not sure about you, 2018, but I’m going to go ahead and sayRead More →
Oh my Elf Dook! It’s been a crazy ass helluva couple of months. The holidays are nestled way in the back of my mind’s soul and I’m completely encompassed in other…things. As much as I love this little effer, it’s been a conscious choice to keep making it happen, butRead More →
Look. Some people have really cool hobbies. Some people have REALLY cool ass fly hobbies. Not every hobby is my thing, but that’s totally respectable. I’m cool with that. I have a hobby that will blow your mind. It consumes my days and then when those days are over, myRead More →
So, FALL is upon us – ONCE AGAIN. I feel truly blessed to witness this phenomenous (when you’re a legit blogger, you can just make shit up) occasion! I always tell my youngins that once school starts, mommy’s birthday starts the string of holidays, and so you might as wellRead More →
Freaking summer. Gets a lame wad all excited and blind side bitch slaps you in the noggin. And then before you know it, it’s the night before school and nothing matters anymore, not even cheese. So, in light of the fact that I have a humdrum sadness plastered permanently onRead More →
I am not here to lie. I am here to offer up all of my transgressions. And by that, I mean I thought the new Wonder Woman movie was going to straight up SUCK! Not suck in the way that it wouldn’t make a cashwad of jack, be uber inspirationalRead More →
Oh. Hey. Sad Emoji face. I’m feeling a little down, in the dumps, a little bleh. I was just thinking about how if any of you are ever invited to my house – (don’t worry, you won’t be – along with the rest of the population) which would actually beRead More →
Oh, hey. So, my diet regularly consists of Red Bull and Salt and Vinegar chips where I lounge from my living room couch, and I dream about a fitter me, a me that used to actually be active, play sports, have a gym membership and would USE it. That’s whatRead More →
Yo. So, there’s nothing that I hate worse than fending off my dog’s bunghole breath and/or plucking off his dingleberries from his matted fur overhang. Until I think of the serpent reptiles. I’ve always feared and loathed the snakes. I never wanted to befriend one. #onlydefriendtheslitheryones. If you would haveRead More →