I could have totally come up with a super douchy title like “I’ve Fallen for Fall,” or some other stupid nonsense, but that would insult the integrity of my post. Or heighten people’s expectations. Whatever. Whether or not you are ready, or choose to believe it, or have a heartbeat,Read More →
Oh, he-ey. I’m feeling a little hum-drum; kind of apathetic, a little anti-spicy. In this next chapter of “Aren’t you jealous that you can’t be me?” I will compare and contrast even more of my #FAILS involved with my infinitely annoying cerebral setback. Sigh…. Having a Short Term Memory shortRead More →
Everyone has pet peeves. Most people have a small handful of petty annoyances that can set them off. That’s most people. I have so many pet peeves that I have to keep them in other people’s hands. And pockets. So, because of that, I HAD to lay this out there.Read More →
Oh, HE-EY! I’m feeling extremely rhythmic today. Not in a twerking kind of way, but like a really spastic butter-churning kind of way. So, get this: I totally SUCK at couponing. Wait, let’s go even further back than that. I suck at math, I suck at saving money, and IRead More →
I have been a Maya Angelou fan as far back as I can remember. That is usually about 12 seconds back, but this time, I’m talking years. I went through a very introspective time in my life when I was in my early twenties, and I would read every GOODRead More →
So, we are having another Hypeorlando Blogapolooza. It’s where you receive a topic and have one hour to blog about it. Our topic is “Dear Orlando tourist…” Hmmm. Let’s see. Oh! So, I guess on the top of my list for Orlando tourists, is GOOD GOD, PLEASE STOP WEARING THOSERead More →
Oh, hey. (sad face) “Tara, pray tell, might you be a little down?” you might be asking. You guys all speak so proper! Yeah, kind-a. It’s self-induced. It’s definitely self-induced. It’s not like I had a conscious awareness of it while it was happening. Things like these take years toRead More →
Can you imagine losing every last possession that you own? Let’s say that you are told that your house has just burned to the ground and there’s absolutely nothing left. Nothing. Well, that happened to the Heath family of Chuluota earlier today. While they were at work and school, theirRead More →
So, here’s another quality to pile onto my tall list of ‘awesome.’ I know I have briefly touched on having social anxiety, and how excruciatingly vile interviews or any social situation that I am intimidated by are for me. But, please allow me to illustrate the extreme-ness of my affliction.Read More →
I’m not going to lie. When I first heard about the catastrophically hilarious phrase, “conscious uncoupling,” decided on by Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin, I shrieked with uncontrollable delight. This story was just beckoning to me to rip into and wreak havoc on all involved. Conscious uncoupling? What the….? Then,Read More →
Today I am at odds with myself. I am on the fence. There is a war brewing between my Id and my Ego. Now, my Superego wants a piece of the action. I walked in my bedroom yesterday and I said to myself: “Self: Girl, you are mess-y.” IRead More →
This blog, for me, is all about the funny. I use it to illustrate my idiosyncrasies, nuances and total disregard for normalcy. However, I feel compelled to shed some light on how I finally arrived at this happy place after living years with a larger than life inferiority complex.Read More →
I would like to RSVP myself as a big fat no to the upcoming Hypeorlando launch party. And here’s why: I was always shy. As far back as I can remember, I have always had social issues. I was never comfortable in a social setting that was comprised of moreRead More →
My mom tried. She really did. She tried to prepare me for college life, for ultimately one day living on my own, and perhaps even for marriage and motherhood. I was not having it. Blah! I wanted to play Atari instead. I wanted to delicately navigate Frogger to the safeRead More →