It is with an extremely heavy heart that I announce the impending passing of my beloved blog platform: hypeorlando. Serious sad sniff. I’ll never forget the day that I saw this new company advertised, asking for potential bloggers to pitch their material. Never, ever, in a pigs fly across the moonRead More →
Sometimes I just need to stare at the wall. Sometimes, I want to sleep until 9:45 and only wake up because my bladder is close to levee collapse-ation. Sometimes a sister just needs a “break,” but really, what this particular adventure is about is education, the educational value, and meRead More →
It’s here again. As much controversy as there is about this holiday, I just can’t help myself. I love it. I spent too many years not loving it and I’m back on Cupid’s love wagon. Not that I don’t have to remind myself a lot that I have so muchRead More →
Freaking summer. Gets a lame wad all excited and blind side bitch slaps you in the noggin. And then before you know it, it’s the night before school and nothing matters anymore, not even cheese. So, in light of the fact that I have a humdrum sadness plastered permanently onRead More →
I am not here to lie. I am here to offer up all of my transgressions. And by that, I mean I thought the new Wonder Woman movie was going to straight up SUCK! Not suck in the way that it wouldn’t make a cashwad of jack, be uber inspirationalRead More →
Oh. Hey. Sad Emoji face. I’m feeling a little down, in the dumps, a little bleh. I was just thinking about how if any of you are ever invited to my house – (don’t worry, you won’t be – along with the rest of the population) which would actually beRead More →
Yo. So, there’s nothing that I hate worse than fending off my dog’s bunghole breath and/or plucking off his dingleberries from his matted fur overhang. Until I think of the serpent reptiles. I’ve always feared and loathed the snakes. I never wanted to befriend one. #onlydefriendtheslitheryones. If you would haveRead More →
So, there’s no debating that it’s been a year so far. It’s been a YEAR. I am not the best at coping with certain situations. My anxiety and nerves all whack me square at the knees, and it will plague me for days, weeks. I can’t ever recover! I willRead More →
It’s that time again! It’s that uber exciting time of year where I get to watch a televised football game for 4 hours straight! And it’s the time of year where Tara is Bored. Straight up like a no joke, I don’t do football, why can’t I bring a book,Read More →
I never realized before how extremely painful the word “Mom” can be. Sometimes the sound of the word sends a jolt right through my nether regions and pings my heart untilound a little harsh? Lemme take you back. I have 3 beautiful miracle children where our prayers were finally answeredRead More →
Oh, WOW! Is it January ALREADY? I didn’t notice. I was lounging, and sleeping, and yawning, and slurping, and not-hitting-my-alarming, and maniacally happy dancing. I was Bi-zzy. I had spontaneous things to accomplish, items to not cross off of my list, and new things to throw into my house ofRead More →
The holidays can be stressful. The holidays can produce a broke, paranoid, hopeless, frustrated and psychologically bankrupt shell of a dumbass. With that being said, if I didn’t have a severe, troublesome and penetrating case of stage fright, I think my dream job would be a comedian. Not that I’mRead More →
So. I’m not a sappy SOB. I’m not. But, there are those times in my life where I do like to be a little reflective. Like when I’m trying to cross the street in the dark, or dodging a bullet meant for a deer. And every now and again, perhapsRead More →
I never realized until I got older how little tolerance I have for the nonsense. I don’t just have intolerant tendencies to things that most people deem a tad bit irritating or slightly butt scathing. For me, it’s the opposite. My brain cells’ (both) radar will focus in on theRead More →