*** SHOW NOTES *** Last week was a flight into Baltimore, then a drive to Harrisburg, PA then a drive to Albany, NY and then a flight home. Both these destinations were new, Baltimore was not. In Harrisburg, I stayed at the Hampton Inn near Hershey and thisRead More →
Last week was an extended week in Vegas, 4 nights in the MGM and one night at the Rio. A big difference between the two hotels and it wasn’t only the price. At the MGM I was greeted by everyone, from bellhop to security. At the Rio I not onlyRead More →
Ahem! So I did some pretty cool shit over winter break. We didn’t go on any extravagant vacations or get to see snow (well, most of us didn’t) but we did some cool stuff nonetheless. I’m still not sure about you, 2018, but I’m going to go ahead and sayRead More →
Look. Some people have really cool hobbies. Some people have REALLY cool ass fly hobbies. Not every hobby is my thing, but that’s totally respectable. I’m cool with that. I have a hobby that will blow your mind. It consumes my days and then when those days are over, myRead More →
Oh, hey. So, my diet regularly consists of Red Bull and Salt and Vinegar chips where I lounge from my living room couch, and I dream about a fitter me, a me that used to actually be active, play sports, have a gym membership and would USE it. That’s whatRead More →
Yo. So, there’s nothing that I hate worse than fending off my dog’s bunghole breath and/or plucking off his dingleberries from his matted fur overhang. Until I think of the serpent reptiles. I’ve always feared and loathed the snakes. I never wanted to befriend one. #onlydefriendtheslitheryones. If you would haveRead More →
Yo. So my daughter is getting to the age. 12 years old, allegedly, is when it begins. Allegedly. I NEVER said that I’m not a bumbling, loud laughing, doofus dancing, stank singing, twerking, idiotic court jester fool. I’m not going to deny. But, what I will say is that nowRead More →
So. I’m just like any of you jackwads out there. I’m just an ordinary Jane St. Doe from Normalville, Blandaho living the typical dream, relaxing here on my customary couch watching the Real, Ordinary Housewives of Standard Vanilla Suburbia. But, there’s something (a shit load of things, if we’re beingRead More →
I never realized until I got older how little tolerance I have for the nonsense. I don’t just have intolerant tendencies to things that most people deem a tad bit irritating or slightly butt scathing. For me, it’s the opposite. My brain cells’ (both) radar will focus in on theRead More →
As much as I hate this wretched Florida fire of Hades flame wave that is 8 months long, I still have some reasons why I look forward to SUMMER TIME, BABY! I do have some blistering hot summer time goals, and I will stop at nothing to complete them. Well,Read More →
I’ve been said a LOT of shit to. And I didn’t even care how my grammar was! Because I am a quiet wallflower that holds in my emotions until they burst, people just my have taken advantage of that quality in the past, and taken all liberties to say whateverRead More →
Gurl, I am ready. I’m bustin’ out, and I don’t care who knows it! So, I’m almost done with my Harry Potter series. That’s great news! It’s exciting because now I can read extra things. If I wanted, I could read ALL the things. I have options! The library isRead More →
I have this situation. A non-life threatening situation. A catastrophic annoyance. A hella embarrassing disorder. A life long affliction. Fa life! I have been hit with a CLUMSY stick. It’s been that way my entire lifespan. I do not just have an ordinary case of the clumsies – I haveRead More →
Squee! It’s almost here. The day. The day that my heart pitter patters for. The day that is full of love, reds, pinks, and lots of hearts and what not! I am going to be honest. I haven’t always been a fan. My memory takes me back to a veryRead More →